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A Spicy Start
01:32
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A Spitting Image
03:07
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We can trace our family tree
Been around for centuries
When the Pyramids were mere lumps
We already had our humps
Helped Noah build his floating zoo
Showed Moses a commandment or two
Taught David how to play sitar
Led the wise men to a shiny star
A spitting image
A spitting image
We are more than mere mammals
A spitting image
A spitting image
We are the Spicy Camels
We saw our Lord Jesus spit
As he made some mud with it
Put it on a blind mans eyes
Who looked and received his sight
Jesus used us when he taught
When he said "Heaven it cannot be bought"
You cant take it with you when you go
It's like a camel getting through a needles hole
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The Camel sleeps tonight
03:12
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We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the camel sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the camel sleeps tonight
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
Near the village, the peaceful village, the camel sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village the camel sleeps tonight
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, The camel sleeps tonight
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, The camel sleeps tonight
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
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My Brother
02:35
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Who put salt in the sugar bowl ?
Who put fireworks in the coal ?
who made a real live toad in the hole ? My brother !
Who put jam in mothers shoe ?
Who made real caterpillar stew ?
Who locked grandad in the loo ? My brother !
My brother said it wasn't he,
who put shampoo in Grandma's tea
My brother said that it was me! My brothers rotten.
Who squeezed toothpaste down the hall?
Who put soot in the baby's ball?
Who drew things on the garden wall?. My brother
Who's pet mouse made auntie shriek?
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
What clever dick was sick for a week?. My brother
Who keeps maggots in a tin ?
Plays new metal on the violin ?
Always has saliva on his chin? My brother.
He looks just like a chimney sweep
Dirt they say is just skin deep
I know he's good when he's asleep
But You don't know what he's jolly dreaming!
Who wouldn't mind if i ride his bike
Lets me play his guitar if i like
Says I'm the best at football, hide & seek, making phlegm pies
spitting the furthest, saliva model building!
well he has to say that because I am bigger than him
and if he doesn't I will spit on him!
My lovlely , lovely brother
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Saliva
00:21
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Ballads from the bath
02:33
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I started writing songs at the age of fourteen
I was in bed with the flu, three days there I had been
Being so fed up, I couldn't do a thing
So my catarrh and my Guitar gave the world something to sing
These are lyrics from my living room
Music from the bedroom
Tunes from the toilet
And Ballads from the bath
I played a couple of compositions to my mum
She smiled a lot and then she began to hum
so I went up the stairs and played them to my sister
She fell about laughing so with my guitar I hit her
With half a dozen songs, now time to record
on my mirco cassette recorder I got really bored
Tried to get it right, it sounded all so naff
but when my mum heard the songs she began to clap
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8. |
Armpits
03:26
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some are hairy some are sweaty like the belly of a yeti
when there young there bald and hardly ever viewed
but between your skin and clothes why there there quite no-one knows
But your arms would drop off if they were removed
I think armpits they are wonderful don't you?
They're so marvelous God has given you two
Have their own distinctive odour
They get hairy when they're older
I think armpits they are wonderful don't you?
Girls are hairy men's are shaved... sorry
Men's are hairy girls are shaved
Boys and girls are well behaved
and they're on display when arms are raised to wave get a day to day routine to keep them nice and clean
I recommend twice daily that you spray
They're so excellent don't you know
Even come in stereo
We should have T-shirts that say scratch and sniff
And there's nothing that will thrill ya
Than smelling you left axilliar
Love them with open arms not arms length
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9. |
Noah
03:42
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There was a man Noah was his name
working in his barn one day
He was giving it stick, well he was shifting it,
with a hammer and a chisel and a plane.
Well he was old 800 years I'm told
when somebody told him what to do
A voice in his head said' Noah',
'What'..guess who's gonna build us a zoo?
Oh no,no,no. Oh yes,yes,yes
Oh no,no,no. Oh yes,yes,yes
Oh no,no,no. Oh yes,yes,yes
Well perhaps
Well Noah went mad building this ark,
it was too big to hide,
He showed it to his mate
'coz he thought it rather great
He said can you get it out of my drive'?
Well Noah said 'look her son,
mock me if you oughta
But I'll give you a clue as to what this is,
How long can you tread water
Now Noah said 'look here Lord,
this is what I'll do,
I'll get a monkey, a goat and a horse,
and a hippy-hop kangaroo.
I'll get two ants, two birds and two bees and I'll stuff them in the ark
I'll even search all over the world for two long-nosed bald aardvarks!
There was something wrong
there was hell of a pong
It was making all the people shout 'NO'
Noah and his wife swore it wasn't them
must have been the beasts below
They could hear naught
not a neigh or a snort
Just a funny low-pitched note
And that's hoe come the ark became
the worlds first methane powered boat
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Life after life
03:49
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If your feeling your in trouble
That someones burst your bubble
If you feel unhappy or blue
There is a solution that could bring a revolution, It can make you smile and pull you through
It's a sure and certain hope
It helps when you can't cope
It lifts your eyes off temporary things
That there's more to life than this
That our lives are but a mist
That there is a life eternal makes me sing
that there is life after life
from the cradle to the graves only part one
there is life after life
there is something better
after you have gone
Don't store up all your treasure where it will not bring you pleasure
For you cannot take it with you when you go
It gets rotton it gets rusty, it will get a little dusty
when your pushing up the daisies from below
where your treasure is you'll find that you hearts not far behind
don't let it be confined to a wooden chest
put your life into Gods care
with Him eternity share
Life life after life at its very best
A way to live forever makes me happier than ever
Knowing Jesus is behifn Heavens door
And all i do is accept it freely given
Why reject it
Why its the life were born to die for
Can you believe what Jesus said, seen him come back from the dead?
take a look at his autobiography
Yes there's more to life than this
You can join in Heavens bliss
That there is a life eternal makes me sing
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12. |
Bring me sunshine
08:44
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Bring me sunshine in your smile bring me laughter all a while
In this world where we live there should be more happiness
So much joy you can give to each brand new bright tomorrow
Make me happy through the years never bring me any tears
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love
Bring me sunshine in your eyes bring me rainbows from the clear blue skies
Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun
We can be so content if we gather little sunbeams
Be light hearted darlin' all day long keep me singing a happy song
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love
Bring me sunshine in your smile...
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love
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13. |
Spit-on-and-on
02:07
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Spit on and on...
no i refuse to type this . jimmy boy..........
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